In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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