i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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