dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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