you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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