I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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