ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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