Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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