Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I forget how to act sober
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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