Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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