my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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