to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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