I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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