it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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