I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
