There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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