I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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