He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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