yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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