if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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