summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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