But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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