it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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