Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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