Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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