"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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