So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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