try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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