i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
