I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I believe in your delicious
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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