Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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