Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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