only you would photoshop your dick
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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