smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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