I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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