I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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