haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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