I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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