My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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