I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
