Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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