so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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