You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
