Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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