I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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