Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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