Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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