yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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