wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm having to shit out rocks
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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