I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
