You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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