Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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