Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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