have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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