he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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