Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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